Archive for August, 2007

28th Aug 2007

Adelaide Festival of Ideas

A few weeks ago I added a bunch of podcasts to my RSS feeds on Google Reader and have loved listening to things I would usually miss when they are live (mostly from ABC Radio National and mostly on Sundays lol.) Big Ideas has been broadcasting the odd session from this year’s Adelaide Festival of Ideas. Not satisfied with waiting for their picks (this controlling my own media thing takes hold fast lol) I found the website which generously provides downloadable podcasts of what looks to be the entire schedule! I thought I’d pass the generosity on - you can find them here.

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28th Aug 2007

Sir Humphrey would be so proud…

Via a blog on language and its use, I recently came across a circumlocution such as Sir Humphrey Appleby of Yes Minister & Prime would be proud:

“… the filmmakers added new scenes to the film, including one where Mr. [Samuel L.] Jackson’s character delivers an exclamation similar to one a sound-alike had uttered in a fan trailer. In it, Mr. Jackson repeatedly uses an Oedipal expletive to describe both the snakes and the plane.” (my emphasis, from Wall Street Journal Online 18/8/06)

Bravo SAM SCHECHNER of Wall Street Journal

On another note: with all the ‘returning to Uni’ general enjoyment.. ok excitement :) … I was inspired to email Monash and ask what I needed to do to get myself a testamur for my B.Arts. I never received mine and, as I’ve never really needed it (always had my results if need be,) I guess I thought it slightly vain to chase after it (and there was the whole issue of never having actually finished Honours blah blah blah) but having put that silliness aside I thought it might be nice to have it. I received a response within the hour stating that the original had been sent to me but returned (student moving about to blame there) and it had been in storage ever since! Apparently I should receive it by registered post by the end of the week - so brava Monash U, too.

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27th Aug 2007

On the protagonist as avatar and true heroism.

Superman and I have long discussed how we lament (or, at least, are tired of) the tendency toward “chosen one” protagonists in fantasy and sci-fi stories on screen or page. In my own reading and writing I have, since primary school, very deliberately chosen to write protagonists who were not ‘chosen’ but themselves choose to undertake a hero’s journey during/because of which they develop in themselves the power/s required to succeed. Reasons?

1) Inclusivity - protagonists like this demonstrate that anyone can be a hero - even if I’m not mysteriously endowed with superpowers or my true lineage suddenly discovered, the protagonist can be a role model for me or, indeed, anyone. It also makes for the possibility of more interesting secondary characters - no built-in excuse not to pitch in or just stand adoringly on the sidelines.

2) Worthiness: To me, the person who chooses the journey despite having no sense whatsoever of having any special powers which will make the journey easier for them takes a greater leap into the darkness and will always be a greater hero than any person (no matter how reluctant or humble) who is aware that they were born with special powers or the right ancestry or chosen by the right mentor whose very faith is an assurance in their probable success. Note: any protagonist who seizes the sword as yet unaware of such powers and with no mentor who has hinted at them has this same “worthiness”.

However, as Jane Espenson observes (not uniquely but recently in The New Republic, the greater audience seems to be won by those stories in which the protagonists are ‘chosen ones’. And this has been a source of virtul paralysis for my current project - which character should I make my protagonist? Sure, a novel can have more than one protagonist (unlike most films) but there will still be essentially one main character. The obvious question is: which character is the prime mover in the story? Well, this is the thing: I’m God in this scenario - so not only do I have the freedom to choose either, I am also bound to make that choice before I can move on. Of course I’m leaning toward my old preference of the non-chosen (albeit she comes from a very special community of those more in-the-know than wider society) because I think it would be a more interesting story but that’s the issue: I am increasingly aware that I am rather an odd character and, though of course I am not unique and there are probably plenty of people like me out there with similar taste, there are more who are unlike me and prefer the chosen one stories.

So what is it about these stories? There are many theories about story etc… but I think one of the more interesting reasons (which really isn’t about story) is that the majority of people aren’t simply interested in a protagonist as the prime mover of a story, as an interesting character whose journeys they can follow but they are looking for an avatar - a character they would want to be AND THEREFORE (here’s where it gets controversial - tee hee) I wonder if the majority of people these days wouldn’t take the hero’s sword (or at least don’t think they would) without at the very least an Obi Wan or mysterious scar from a totally unconscious act of superior power to reassure them that they will succeed. If this were the case then they would find characters who do throw themselves intot the fray unarmed either totally unbelievable or too confronting because it sets a standard the reader knows they would not meet (and we all know that to hold someone to standards is to commit the terrible crime of the post-modernist world: being judgemental) Cynical? Yeah, a little, but what else really expalins it? Now, sure, people yearn not just to discover power within themselves but for someone else to validate that power, recognising that it was in them all along, preferably publicly and preferably in front of a childhood bully or celebrity we secretly believe would easily become a BFF if only we could get their attention lol! But that can still happen to the self-made hero and, surely, would be even more of an achievement because it has been earned and so it belongs to the protagonist much more than something they happened to be born with… but there, again, is my own take on the issue.

I’m reminded of a story I was working on several years ago. We had a housemate who was widely read (a librarian in fact) to whom I showed a piece I was working which involved a woman overhearing her boyfriend in a room with another woman and realising he was raping her (yes, it was a detective novel) and going to her rescue. This housemate said she thought it was well written but no woman would go to the rescue of a woman who was with her boyfriend - no matter how clear it was that the rape was occurring the woman shouldn’t have been in a bedroom with someone else’s boyfriend (the shocking moral inference being that she somehow deserved it, the story-craft inference being that noone would believe the character or want to read the book). I was shocked and frankly appalled at this but after asking several other women found she was not alone in her belief - I lost a lot of respect for those women that day but also dropped the novel idea - see, the scene I showed her was my opening ‘hook’ into the character so I lost faith in my ability to understand what would make a strong female protagonist attractive to a reader. And here I am again.

The thing is, there are plenty of people who throw themselves in when they are needed, they are the “I just did what anyone would have done” people we see interviewed after a fire or some such emergency. We surely laud these people because we hope we would act in this way ourselves, no? Or is it actually the opposite? Do we make such a big deal about it because we really believe we wouldn’t do it ourselves - or, taking it further, do we make it something very special - insisting on the word hero, insisting they are very special despite their protestations to the contrary - so that we have an excuse not to be heroic when the time comes - afterall there’s nothing ’special’ about us. I hope not, but maybe the success ratio of chosen one stories to self-made hero stories might be pointing to just that. IF I were Harry and had his special powers I would save the world but I’m not, so I don’t have to. Whew!

Of course Lord of the Rings is one of the big successful self-made ones - Frodo is no chosen one (despite Gandalf’s protection) but, let’s face it, it’s always been a niche novel - only the films have had wide appeal and how many people do you see dressed as Frodo at openings or parties? (of course that’s probably more to do with that particular avatar not even being handsome lol so there’s two strikes against it in the mainstream.)

So, my decision is made (YAY! Just as uni begins lol) - I will stick with my gut and make the ‘everywoman’ my heroine (or just ‘hero’ as the SEVEN pages on non-gender-specific language in my UniSA unit information pack informs me I should use LOL.) She will develop and discover various abilities, perhaps even be given them by people/beings who believe she is worthy but she will BE worthy because she will have made the choice to do whatever she can with or without any extra powers or assurance that she will succeed - because that’s what REAL heroes do. Maybe it means I’m gimping my chances of being published but … shrug.

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20th Aug 2007

Come a long way baby!

The countdown to my studies beginning continued today with the arrival of my unit info, study guide and readings for Religion Studies: The Long Search which comes to be by way of UniSA. From the same Uni I also received my username and online access details and I have to admit to frisson of nostalgic excitement at once again having a .edu.au email address. What’s more, I am impressed by the online interface with the Uni - it’s come a long way baby from the ol’ white text on blue .shell YoYo accounts at Monash in 1990! Suddenly I’m aware that I was witnessing history in the making sitting in the IT rooms at Monash as those first YoYo accounts were set up that day in 1990(no kudos to self here, I was only present because my boyfriend at the time was a 4th yr computer eng. student who somehow was involved with the student comittee getting it going.)

I’m sure those who have not been far from academia in the past 15 (aargh!) yrs take such stuff for granted but for those who aren’t familiar and for those who have been curious how the whole Open Uni thing works (almost everyone I’ve told has considered a course here and there) here’s what UniSA offers. (I’m sure Macquarie, from which I am taking 2 other subjects, will have something similar but I haven’t heard from them as yet). Upon logging into “myUniSA” one is suddenly a click or two away from:

  • not only email but a full Outlook for Web suite for full commmunication and life-structuring;
  • enrolment info on your current subjects, status of any materials which have or are yet to be dispatched to you and links to the individual subject pages;
  • the Library catalogue search (and ability to organise inter-library loans to a Uni closer to home);
  • an assignment turn in application which purports to generate not only title pages but electronic receipts for assignments;
  • page of genuinely useful links to info, applications and departments (like counselling, childcare or the “Student Ombud” which I’m guessing is a clever-country way of making the Ombudsman sound all at once hip, friendly (’Bud’) and non-sexist witout the need for being PC (Ombudsmyn?));
  • even a one click at-a-glance academic record for results etc…

Ofcourse whether this all works will be the trick but I choose to be rosily naive at this point - isn’t that my job as a ahem mature-age student?

Let the adventure begin!

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05th Aug 2007

A Change in Focus

You will have noticed in the entry below that I have been researching for “The War of Wind and Moon” lately. At first, I was researching for the reason anyone writing a book set in the real-world (even if it does have fantasy elements) should research: it was important to me that any rituals, spiritual practices or beliefs to which I refer would be based on real-world examples and that I would be able to have as sympathetic an understanding (and representation) of them (and therefor my characters) as possible. Mostly, I’ve been researching on the net (particularly for the guru behaviour stuff) and by pulling out the odd book from our still unsorted bookshelves. In my blog entry about finding my premise I noted that I may have spent my life preparing to write this book but I didn’t realise how much of the meagre wages I have variously earned have been spent on it! In fact, at closer inspection, the majority of the books which I have contributed to our shelves seem to illuminate some area of philosophy or history of religions. The “war of wind and moon” is not just the title and premise of my novel but it has been a driving force in my life (”I could have told you that!” was my Aunt’s reaction to that particular observation lol). In short: I LOVE THIS STUFF!!
So, I’ve decided to combine my research of this novel with something vaguely, potentially vocational (hehe) … I’ve enrolled in a full time load of Religion Studies units through Open University starting in August for 13 weeks (the books just arrived and felt immediately at home with their siblings.) If I find my brain has not completely deteriorated due to the last few years’ virtual solitude and the years of consuming literature of questionable quality (both my own and that from which I produced the hundreds of audio books) I will most likely apply to do a Masters in Religion Studies next year. The beauty of Religion Studies is that it touches on philosophy, ancient history, anthropology and sociology so I will be returning to the studies which were my first loves with a little more focus and definitely more life experience than when my first attempts at post-grad academia were laid low by illness over a decade ago.

I am by no means giving up writing fiction - I’m not sure I could if I tried - and this novel will continue to be a focus, but it won’t be the sole occupation of my waking brain. Frankly, the lesser pressure and the increased intellectual stimulation will probably improve it dramatically.

So, fair warning: this blog is likely to get ‘deep’ on occasion in the future LOL oh… and neglected, too, but you’re used to that ;)

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05th Aug 2007

CAN BAD MEN MAKE GOOD BRAINS DO BAD THINGS?

In my research on religion, religious phenomena, philosophy of religion “for my novel” lol I clicked my way through to this: CAN BAD MEN MAKE GOOD BRAINS DO BAD THINGS?

Having followed the link from another blog which referred to it as amusing, I began to read it to Superman but was very soon hindered by severe lack of breath, sniffing back tears and the whole when-I-shake-with-laughter-the-screen-shakes issue… I invite those of you with a similar bent to enjoy and those who really don’t see the humour to roll your eyes and declare how odd I am once more… :)

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03rd Aug 2007

Technical Bitch

Aaahhhh sweet, succulent, sparkling DSL… soooooo good :)

Now the bitch: At last, after 5 months of phone calls to Optus, Telstra, the TIO, the ACCC - round and round - trying to get Telstra to stop their anti-competitive behaviour and repair our pair gain telephone line without extorting us to sign up with them instead of Optus, we finally have DSL - unfortunately not because we succeeded in the above goal.

I did, in the end bow to pressure and make a DSL request with Big Pond knowing that I would need to sign up to their extortionate prices for the minimum contract you can get then switch to the ISP of choice after that when they, magically, find the line can be fixed (this is actually what Optus and other ISPs tell you is the only option - that’s how frustrated they are.) Well.. whaddya know? 4 DAYS later our line was suddenly DSL enabled. YES PAIR GAIN REMOVED. Like magic!!
And that’s when KARMA kicked in - oh yes. Sooo sweeet lol. Telstra did not contact us to tell us that the line was ready- nor, it seemed did their crack staff get around to trying to put the codes on the newly fixed lines for another 10 days - at which point they called me, slightly miffed, and said - there are Optus codes on your lines they will need to be removed. I enquired as to whether they had fixed the pair gain and so could guarantee we’d get DSL. Lucky for me the CSO I was talking to didn’t know her stuff and said that with the codes on the line they couldn’t even begin to check. Thus, further exasperated, I told her to just cancel the order - fairly relieved not to be involved with BigPond the extortionists at all.

I now know that the following happened: on the 9th of July (4 days after the BigPond order) our line was fixed. While the traditional Telstra customer service philosophy was invoked, the Optus customer service kicked in: they were watching our lines (no doubt hoping to get this annoying complainant off their backs was also part of it lol) and they saw the fix and popped their codes on. Thus, when Telstra got around to it - they were stopped from claiming another victim of their anti-competitive practices. GRIN

Sure, Optus then didn’t let us know all was ready to go and I didn’t find out till I got a bill for what I thought was a service I wasn’t receiving (you can imagine how well that went down lol) but it all worked out in the end thanks to an excellent CSO named, apparently, Robin, who actually followed through and is now my favourite person at Optus (and, yes, I made sure she got her commendation).

Anyway, the ACCC has added our case to the many, many cases like this that are still being reported since the report on exactly this matter earlier this year (I mean the balls on this company!) So, we’ll see …
Meanwhile - ever wondered how your cursor arrow works? Visit the site below for an interactive revelation!

http://www.1-click.jp/

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